Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay
(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.
(Source: jewbians, via ruinedchildhood)
fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not
(via hotboyproblems)
| *walks into room labelled employees only* | |
| Employee: | hey this room is for employees only |
| Me: | then how am I standing here? |
| Manager: | damn ur hired |
‘Stoner Sloth’ tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it’s hilarious [x]
I CANTBELIEVE THIS, THIS IS HONESTLY THE MOST RIDICULOUS OOHHH MY GOD
(Source: youtube.com, via ruinedchildhood)